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DadBoner - Wed Nov 02 2011

11:36 AM #
Happy Wing Wednesday! Got 6 Mango Habs to go. Ate 'em in the drive thru while I got my McRibs. Such a time saver, you guys.

11:40 AM #
Had to get it on with 3 McRibs today to make up for the days I missed. They're for a limited time. It's ok to indulge in moderation.

12:47 PM #
If Mickey D's can make a boneless rib sandwich, why not make a boneless chicken wing sandwich, shaped like 6 wings. The McWing!

12:54 PM #
The McWing could really sweep the nation. Maybe have it for even MORE than a limited time. Gonna go draw up some plans in my car.