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DadBoner - Sun Nov 06 2011

12:00 AM #
Gonna pack my nostrils with peanut butter and hit the sack. It's an old sailor trick to block out BM smell on the high seas.

12:56 PM #
Dave's just sittin around watchin football, pretending like the john floor isn't covered in his bodily waste. So sick of this.

07:51 PM #
Looks like Dave is just never gonna clean up his BM overflow in the john. Says it's my fault 'cause I flushed it. Wanna sock his face.

08:55 PM #
Put Dave's bath towel over his butt waste floor mess. Hope he likes dryin off with his own doo-doo crust in the morning.