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DadBoner - Wed Nov 09 2011

01:04 PM #
Vernon's still not back at work. Really worried. Goin to 7-11 to get a 40. Drink it in the 'Bring. It's what Vernon would've wanted.

01:06 PM #
If one of your black homies gets stabbed and you don't pour out some malt liquor for him at least once a day, you're being racist, you guys.