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DadBoner - Sat Nov 12 2011

02:45 PM #
Just polished off a KFC Cheesy Bacon Bowl. Move over McRib, there's a bold new sheriff in Flavortown.

02:50 PM #
Bombed on cold ones from watching MSU stomp the Iowa Corncobs. Headin back to KFC for another CBB. It's ok to drive drunk if it's for food.