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DadBoner - Wed Nov 16 2011

12:31 PM #
Happy Wing Wednesday, you guys. Took down 12 Hot BBQ for the Cain Train. He's a pizza man, but has to be a BBQ brother from way back.

01:06 PM #
Ken said it's racist to just ASSUME Herman Cain likes BBQ ribs. Is it better to just assume he's some kinda asshole who doesn't?

01:10 PM #
When a black & a white guy can't sit down to discuss BBQ & Pizza coming together, then this country might as well just close shop.

01:44 PM #
Why can't we just hire a smooth cocoa republican brother who loves pizza to be prez. Everybody wins. The USA is about compromise, you guys.