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DadBoner - Thu Nov 17 2011

11:23 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

11:38 AM #
Why don't they make 10-Hour Energy? Who only works for 5 hours and can't make it through their shift at Wendy's? Probably Mexicans.

11:40 AM #
Alot of people think Mexicans are lazy. Not true. It's in their DNA to take siestas. It's important to be tolerant, you guys.

11:45 AM #
That sissy in the 5-Hour Energy commersh is such a corncob. "I'm so sleepy! Need my coffee!" What he really needs is a morning ass kicking.

11:47 AM #
Took down 3 5-Hour Energies. 15-Hour Energy! They should make that. Keeps you rockin' into the night! Gonna go do some pushups in the john.

03:25 PM #
Drank another 5-Hour Energy. Really crankin'. Headin to Paddy's then who knows? Pretty cold out but puttin the top down ready to ROOOOO...

03:26 PM #
...OOOOOOOOOOOCK ALL NIGHT LONG YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!