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DadBoner - Mon Nov 28 2011

11:21 AM #
Ann's been calling all day. Said the house got broken into but nothing was stolen. She's all upset. Lettin' it go to voicemail. Not my prob.

11:22 AM #
First off, I know Ann's not in danger because I kicked the door down. Secondly, if nothing was stolen, why even bother me with it?

11:55 AM #
Ann just left another message. Something about "not caring about my family's safety." Whatever. Don't need this while I'm at work.

01:18 PM #
If you own property, it's your right as an American to destroy it in anyway you please, you guys.