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DadBoner - Tue Nov 29 2011

01:50 PM #
Just walked in on Nosey Lady tellin' one of the head honchos that I'm "not really pulling my weight." Dirty backstabber. Really steamed.

02:03 PM #
Nosey Lady better watch her back. Ol' Karl knows a thing or 2 about really burnin' someone down. I've got all kinds of dirt on that sow.

03:37 PM #
If someone is out to get you, it's important to be prepared for war. Gotta have enough ammo to really destroy their credibility, you guys.