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DadBoner - Wed Dec 14 2011

12:14 PM #
Might have to start droppin' some hints for the big Secret Santa celebraish. Don't want some crap like the 3D puzzle I gave last year.

12:21 PM #
If you don't ask for what you really want for Christmas, what you're really asking for is something to fill up your trash can, you guys.

12:24 PM #
Gonna send out my wish list around work. Nothin wrong with a few "hints." Make it sound like we should all "share 'em for holiday fun."

12:38 PM #
Ol' Karl's been a good boy this year! Think my wish list rocks, you guys. http://t.co/7R5qvBnr