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DadBoner - Thu Dec 15 2011

09:54 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

08:20 PM #
Had to work all day at work so we're caught up for the extra time off. It's not time off if ya just do double work another time! So steamed.

08:22 PM #
Makin people work extra hard around the holidays is a sin. It's like spittin in the baby Jesus' lil' face at his b-day celebraish, you guys.

08:24 PM #
Gettin' bombed tonight. Sometimes it's better to be hungover for a hard day. Gives you somethin' to think about other than killin' someone.

08:24 PM #
Cold ones, take me away, you guys.