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DadBoner - Tue Dec 20 2011

12:27 PM #
Guess we're supposed to have the big Secret Santa celebraish tomorrow. Still don't know what to get Nosey Lady. Maybe 7-11 nachos?

01:37 PM #
Might get this for Nosey Lady: http://t.co/flqKsSnQ Really let that stinkbag know how I operate.

02:14 PM #
When it's supposed to be a $20 gift, and you get it on sale for 10, but it WAS $20 before, it really puts the "secret" into "Secret Santa."

04:00 PM #
Can't decide what's a more insulting size to get Nosey Lady's shirt in. S or XL? Both are a solid burn, you guys.