DadBoner - Wed Dec 21 2011
10:51 AM #
Really gearin up for the big Secret Santa celebraish. Only took down 6 Mango Habs for Wing Wednesday. Gotta take advantage of the free eats.
10:55 AM #
Wrapped Nosey Lady's gift in toilet paper. Ha! Not used TP though. It's important to show some class when insulting someone, you guys.
11:29 AM #
Just took a sneak peak in the kitchen. Tons of goodies. No shrimp though. What's a holiday party without shrimp? Pretty steamed.
11:43 AM #
Gonna run to Kroger. Get my own personal shrimp platter. It's gonna rock. Show everyone how I roll. Too bad, so sad, for everyone else.
12:48 PM #
Got a bottle of Crown to go with my shrimp platter. Work only sprang for beer & wine. Hard booze holidays. That's my policy.
12:51 PM #
Pumped for the celebraish to start! When I walk into the party with my Crown and shrimp platter like a Christmas King, everyone'll go nuts.
12:54 PM #
Writin' my name on the platter. "KARL'S SHRIMP." Don't need any freeloaders thinkin it's part of the spread. People are so cheap.
01:00 PM #
Goin in the john with my Crown for some pregame sippers. Grunt out a BM premie. Doodoo free + a buzz = how to show up for a celebraish.
01:39 PM #
Secret Santa Celebraish 2011. Let's roll, you guys. Time to show work how the Christmas King from Bad Boy City, USA rocks the party!