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DadBoner - Tue Jan 17 2012

02:48 PM #
Pretty tore up from yesterday. Shouldn't of mixed all those colors of Mad Dog. Wish Dr. King was here to stop the race war in my stomach.

02:51 PM #
Took an extra day off for reflection. It's the least I can do for MLK. Reflecting on the john still counts, just like when you pray.

03:06 PM #
Stupid how of all the holidays we get off only ONE is for a black guy. Maybe their employment rate would be higher if things were more fair.