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DadBoner - Thu Jan 19 2012

11:21 AM #
Dave keeps callin, remindin me how he wants his steak done. Said to not forget all the trimmings. Wants a loaded baked too. So p.o.'d!

11:40 AM #
Really steamed at Esquire for gettin my hopes up. Feel like a jerk. These big wig hotshots think the can just play with your dreams.

11:43 AM #
If Esquire understood how THEIR actions are gonna make ME have to grill DAVE a steak like some slave, maybe they'd give 2 craps.

11:46 AM #
I'm K-Money. Captain Karl. I should have steaks cooked for ME. I'm the man, not Dave. All this is makin' me feel sick. Might vomit.

11:50 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys. This whole week needs to be flushed down the shitter. (Sorry to curse, but I'm real upset.)