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DadBoner - Sat Jan 28 2012

12:09 PM #
Woke up extra early to hit Mickey D's. No sign of that babe with the rockin caboose. Just kept orderin McGriddles until 10am.

12:15 PM #
Was stuffed and sleepy from all those McGriddles. Took a snooze in the 'Bring. Woke up with a case of the Mickey D's breffest emergency bms.

12:23 PM #
Rushed back in Mickey D's. Had to get it on. Mens was locked so I went in the gals. The natural McGriddle ingredients were ready to explode.

12:32 PM #
Right when I hovered over the gal pee splatter and let loose with a power move, rockin' caboose walked in and my world went black, you guys.

12:33 PM #
Tried to keep it cool when I snuck out of Mickey D's, but I'm pretty sure rockin' caboose saw me. You could smell my shame over the fries.

12:37 PM #
Once a babe catches you blowin' out a post McGriddle backdoor explosion in the gal's john, it's game over in the carnal passions department.