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DadBoner - Tue Feb 07 2012

02:23 PM #
I couldn't give any less of a crap about today even if I owned the tiniest toilet in the world, you guys.

04:52 PM #
Ann rang. Supposed to meet with her "lawyer" later this week. Can't wait you see who this ambulance chaser is. Gotta shut him down.

04:57 PM #
Where'd Ann even get a lawyer from anyway? From the back of that Good Friends toilet explosion cereal? This'll be a laugh.

05:03 PM #
When that sucker in a 3 piece gets a whiff of my swag, he'll be shakin' in his shoes. Can't wait to get it on.