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DadBoner - Sat Feb 11 2012

12:48 PM #
It's colder than a witch's chest beefer outside. Gonna settle in with a 12 piece Busch for some well earned slow sippin'.

12:51 PM #
Dave says we should go on Spring Break this year. Myrtle Beach? Panama City? Daytona? Might be what the doctor ordered. Could use some R&R.