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DadBoner - Sun Feb 19 2012

02:35 PM #
Just remembered tomorrow's President's Day! Gotta hoist a few cold ones for the Commander in Chief, you guys.

02:41 PM #
I bet Barry O. is havin a blast this weekend. The Oval Office must be rockin.' Tons of eats, drinks, chips & dip. The works. Full spread.

02:44 PM #
When you're the Prez, and it's YOUR day, man, I bet no carnal desire goes unfilled. Michelle probably goes all out. Maybe even a silk teddy?

03:00 PM #
Can't believe I forgot tomorrow's a day off. Time to swear myself in as President of Cold One City, USA.

03:03 PM #
Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys.