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DadBoner - Thu Mar 01 2012

11:09 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

02:00 PM #
Goin to do some 'shups in the john. Gotta be jacked in case things get hairy at Mickey D's tomorrow.

02:06 PM #
You feel how you look. And when my body looks good, just get outta my way 'cause I'm pretty much unstoppable, you guys.

02:15 PM #
Whether you're settlin a beef over a Filet O Fish tartar sauce spill or just takin' to the streets, always be ready to style & profile.

05:39 PM #
Headin' to Cold One City, USA. Nothin' wrong with a Thirstday celebraish, you guys.