DadBoner - Thu Mar 08 2012
01:27 PM #
Forgot about the meeting with Ann. Oh well. What's she gonna do, divorce me again? Tellin work I have it anyway. I got Thirstday fever!
01:29 PM #
Ann was all up my keester about, "what I had to do that was more important!?" What I do is MY business. I'm a one man wrecking machine.
01:32 PM #
People who need to nose around in your garbage, probably don't have any bold flavors goin' on in their own fridge, you guys.
01:39 PM #
If Ann wants to know what I'm up to so bad, she should stop by and see my mad swag in person. Probably afraid carnal desires'll take over
01:45 PM #
Called Ann back. Told her I'm just tryin' to live my life in Bad Boy City, USA...
01:46 PM #
...and that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold Karl Welzein said so, you guys.
03:02 PM #
Sure was a treat takin' my 5pm BM in my own private john. Might be the best part of skippin' out for a half day.
03:03 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
07:23 PM #
Havin a little Thirstday celebraish. BL 'Nums, chips & dip, the works really. Why worry 'bout tomorrow, when tonight's already tonight?
07:24 PM #
Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys.