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DadBoner - Sat Mar 10 2012

02:01 PM #
The one week countdown to the St. Patty's celebraish starts NOW. Super pumped. Wish I had one of those clocks. So badass.

02:04 PM #
Was gonna take it easy tonight, but my bro Al called. Said we should have some guy on guy time. Really catch up. Should be a blast.

02:07 PM #
Anytime the Welzein Bad Boys head out on the town, you know things are gonna get nasty. We're pretty much the hardest partiers in town.

02:15 PM #
Gonna go pick up some bold snacks and heavy BL 'Nums. Gotta turn Al on to 'em. Can't wait to see his face when he catches the smoothness.