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DadBoner - Thu Mar 15 2012

11:04 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the St. Patty's day weekend, you guys.

01:05 PM #
March is the most considerate time to die. Filet O Fishes, St. Patty's, Shamrock Shakes, Madness. AND Loco D'reets? Smooths out the mournin.

01:19 PM #
Picked up this bad boy for the celebraish: http://t.co/SfRRSUJc I bet that place rocks. Sure love to hang there for St. Patty's, you guys.

02:05 PM #
Can hardly sit still at work. So pumped for St. Patty's. Gotta go all out. For Peanut, for the USA. Everything, really.