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DadBoner - Sat Mar 17 2012

09:29 AM #
Feel like I drank a thousand beers last night, you guys. Gotta rally.

09:32 AM #
Headin to Mickey D's. Gonna kick off the St. Paddy's celebraish with a patch me up Jaymo Rockshake. It's kind of a tradition I just made up.

09:35 AM #
St. Paddy's Day, 2012. Let's roll, you guys. Really show Ireland how we do things, USA style.

11:09 AM #
On a day like today, first, you gotta ask yourself, "What's gonna be MY power move?" After that, it's all mad swag, covered in gravy.