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DadBoner - Tue Mar 20 2012

10:52 AM #
Crazy Cooter said he'll be by later for the big apology as long as I supply the cold ones. It's a real load off my mind. Been worried.

10:53 AM #
Did some thinkin. Guess you could technically get into some big trouble for hittin a child in the face with a sammy. Gotta play it smart.

10:55 AM #
Gotta bring over a PREMIUM sixer too. Somethin nice like Sam Adams. Show a little class. Real high end micro brew.

11:00 AM #
A sixer of domestics says, "I'm KINDA sorry for biffin your kid in the face." But a PREMIUM sixer says, "Please. Don't call the cops."