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DadBoner - Tue Apr 17 2012

11:56 AM #
Went to go to work this mornin' and the 'Bring was gone. Guess Dave just took it last night. Really steamed. Had to take a private cab.

12:14 PM #
Hope Dave didn't do nothin rash? Seems like he's in a dark place right now. An explosive backdoor situation could send him over the edge.

12:25 PM #
Sure, I've had my share of adult incidents in the BM department, but I'm a cool customer. I know it's natural and not my fault. I'm mature.