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DadBoner - Fri Apr 27 2012

02:06 PM #
Almost time to head to Cold One City, USA. Saturday's pretty much ruined with Ann & the kids. Gotta take advantage of my Friday freedom.

02:12 PM #
"Freedom! I won't letcha down. Freedom! So please don't give me up. Freedom! Ya gotta en-joy your Fri-day!!!!" Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

02:23 PM #
George Michaels always had smokin' babes on his arm. Then he went guy carnal while usin' the john and people gave him guff. Don't seem fair.

02:31 PM #
When you're in the john, peeners and backdoors are exposed. It's unavoidable. It's only natural, and nobody's business. Guy code.

02:33 PM #
Spent most of the day plannin' out what to say to Ann & the kids tomorrow. Gotta shut 'em down. Always prepare for war with power moves.

02:36 PM #
Always prepare for war with power moves. Always prepare for war with power moves. Always prepare for war with power moves.

02:39 PM #
Battles are for amateurs. ALWAYS prepare for war, you guys.

02:49 PM #
I'm outta here. Weekend don't start 'til you flip work the bird and pull outta the parkin' lot on Friday. Math lesson: My + ass = kiss it.

05:36 PM #
Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys.