DadBoner - Tue May 01 2012
11:48 AM #
My bro Al just called. Said I have to check out the new Bud Light Lime-a-ritas. Hope they're not sold out. Kinda concerned. Can't miss out.
11:50 AM #
Al says they're beer and a marg in one can. It doesn't take a math genius to figure out that's 2 drinks at once. Such a winning combination.
11:53 AM #
Wonder if they made 'em special for the Cinco? BL Margs might be for a limited time. Gotta take advantage.
11:59 AM #
There's only technically 3 full days 'til the Cinco. If BL Margs are sold out already, I'd wanna kill myself. Might sneak outta work.
12:02 PM #
There's no way the Mexicans missed out on the BL Marg news. Probably cruisin' around fillin' up their fruit trucks for the celebraish.
12:08 PM #
Sometimes I wish I was Mexican. Sounds like a great job. You just get a truck, fill it with junk or fruit, and cruise around, peepin babes.
12:45 PM #
Can't sit here anymore. All I can picture are Mexicans buyin' up all the BL Margs. Plus it's the Uno. Cash flow is heavy in the barrio.
12:50 PM #
Told Nosey Lady I've got a guy pain I forgot my medication for. If you don't want questions asked, a "guy pain" keeps their trap shut.