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DadBoner - Thu May 03 2012

11:46 AM #
Estoy anticipando el fin de semana muy mucho, mi amigos.

11:48 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

11:54 AM #
Found a pocket translator I got for when I wanted to take Ann to Sammy Hagar's in Cabo. She said it was a stupid idea. Hurt my feelings.

11:57 AM #
Who turns down a trip to go to Sammy Hagar's actual cantina in Mexico?! Coulda been special. 3 days of rock & romance. Ann has bad taste.

12:20 PM #
Still haven't found any BL Margs. Muy preocupado. Might have to hit the barrio streets with my translator. Grease some palms for the 411.

12:28 PM #
If the Mexicans bought up all the BL Margs, might be lookin' at a back alley situaish. Wish Peanut wasn't dead. He'd know where to score.

12:36 PM #
Information? Grapefruit? A broken VCR? If you need it, and they have it, a Mexican will probably sell it to you for 5 bucks, you guys.

12:44 PM #
In Mexico, there aren't really stores, just the streets. And you can buy anything for cash or drugs. It's the American dream, Mexico style.

12:46 PM #
If I don't score some BL Margs, I don't know what I'm gonna do. So worried. Can't disrespect the Cinco. It's bad for world relations.