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DadBoner - Tue Jun 05 2012

11:51 AM #
Was thinkin', maybe I should settle down for a little summertime romance? Take a break from the playboy lifestyle and give a babe all I got.

11:54 AM #
When it comes to cruisin' for babes, I'm the big dog. That's never disputed. But might be nice to really dig in, mentally AND carnally.

11:59 AM #
Even bad boys like Kid Rock settle down here and there. Heard he broke it off with Pam Anderson though. Man, she was SMOKIN hot hot hot.

12:02 PM #
It just goes to show you, if Kid Rock can't even stand Pam Anderson after a while, you gotta know a babe's clock, and when to punch out.

01:52 PM #
Decided to take the plunge and put up an ad in Craigslist. Now, just gonna watch the babes pile high. Turned out money. http://t.co/QEzFZRht