DadBoner - Mon Jun 11 2012
12:41 PM #
Spent all mornin' puttin' up Dave's Craigslist ad for him. Hope this shuts him up. Turned out pretty rockin'. http://t.co/apkLYaOu
01:41 PM #
Told Dave his ad for romance is up but not to expect anything. He's super pumped. Says we should have a celebraish, his treat. I'm down.
01:47 PM #
Dave says he's makin' his famous, "Sloppy Dave's" for supper. Wonder where they're famous? He's never made anything but MY Pizza Rolls.
02:45 PM #
Gonna be nice to come home to a meal. Miss it sometimes. Always felt loved for a few minutes before my fam started makin' fun of me.
02:47 PM #
Don't think I remember a family meal where my daughters or Ann didn't make fun of my weight or BM breaks or clothes. Always hurt.
02:49 PM #
After a hard day, I don't need to come home to a fam that treats me like a punchin' bag of crap. So now I don't, and I'm cooler than ever.
02:50 PM #
Gettin' outta here. Maybe give Dave a hand in the kitchen over a few cold ones, guy to guy.