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DadBoner - Fri Jun 15 2012

12:44 PM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys. Stashed some cold ones in the john. Crankin' some Uncle Kracker & Kid Rock on my walkman.

12:45 PM #
Damn, it feels good to be me.

12:54 PM #
Havin' a real "could really give 2 craps" kinda day. I'm usually all business, but today's all about drinkin' cold ones on the toilet.

01:13 PM #
If you're a dad, you shouldn't have to do nothin today. If somebody at work gives you crap, tell 'em, "I made the future, so shove it."

01:19 PM #
Dad's Day weekend shouldn't be just Sunday. A real weekend is a 3 day celebraish. Gotta take advantage. I made LIFE with my peener.

01:32 PM #
Kinda buzzed. Ken walked in the john. Accidentally dropped a beer bottle. Don't think he noticed. Just said, "Karl?" Told him, "occupied."

01:35 PM #
Outta cold ones. Goin to get into some trunk liquor. Put the top down. Crank some Bob. Earned this with frustration. Time to cash the check.

01:43 PM #
Gotta tell work to kiss your ass sometimes, and get away with everything you can. Don't slave for the dollar. Life won't wait for you. USA.

01:49 PM #
Screw this. Goin' to drink in the parkin' lot. And I ain't comin' back. Captain Karl, President and CEO of Bad Boy City, you guys.