DadBoner - Tue Jun 26 2012
12:58 PM #
Ann just stopped by work. Kinda strange. Handed me an envelope and said, "Nice tan Karl. Here. I gotta go." Kissed my forehead.
01:00 PM #
Thought it might be a big size "I'm sorry for botherin' you" card. Somethin' heartfelt. Not that gettin' back together was on my mind.
01:02 PM #
Opened it up, was super pumped. Nothin' wrong with a little attention. And my rich cocoa tan IS on point.
01:04 PM #
It was divorce papers. I'm goin' in the john. Just wanna be alone for awhile, you guys.