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DadBoner - Thu Jun 28 2012

11:18 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

12:48 PM #
Might have to stop by Ann's after work. Still gotta pick up my new boombox and chainsaw. Can't wait to fire 'em up. BRAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

12:51 PM #
All this "divorce" crap with Ann is probably blown over anyway. It's so silly. Might have to turn on the romance, just a taste.

12:58 PM #
Can't wait to show Dave my chainsaw. Gonna pull up to the pad with the top down on the 'Bring and it just rippin' like terror sent from God.

01:04 PM #
If you're drivin' around in a convertible, wavin' a chainsaw, nobody's gonna say crap to ya except, "Whoa, there's a new sheriff in town."