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DadBoner - Mon Jul 02 2012

12:15 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the 4th, you guys.

12:16 PM #
Can't believe we have to work today. And tomorrow. And THURSDAY?! Really steamed.

12:56 PM #
HOW? Are AMERICANS!? Expected to get blackout drunk on the 4th, THEN come to work the next day?! Someone should do somethin'. Maybe Barry O.

12:59 PM #
YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE THE BIGGEST HOLIDAY FOR THE USA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK BY ITSELF!!! So disgusted. Wanna puke, you guys.

01:14 PM #
How am I supposed to prepare for the 4th celebraish at WORK? I gotta buy cold ones, make my Bratato salad, do other stuff. So stressed.

01:31 PM #
What if NO ONE went to work on the 3rd & 5th? You pieces of trash. What're you gonna do? Fire the country for bein' respectful Americans!?

01:37 PM #
The 3rd is for preparin for war. The 4th is for drinkin & blowin up crap. 5th is for relaxin. Everyone forget what made this country great?

01:40 PM #
We get a crap load off at Christmas for somethin' everyone doesn't believe in. But ONE day for the USA? A celebraish for ALL? Ain't right.

01:53 PM #
Know WHY no one does anything 'bout the workin' man havin' the 3rd & 5th off? 'Cause the rich honchos who run things already do, you guys.

01:53 PM #
So sick of this.