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DadBoner - Wed Jul 04 2012

10:24 AM #
'Cause their ain't no doubt, I love this land. God Bless the USA, you guys. Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now.

10:42 AM #
"Cause THERE ain't no doubt, I love this land. God Bless the USA." Stupid. Just wrote that on the living room wall with "THEIR." So steamed.

10:45 AM #
Tryin' to scrub it off. Just makin' a mess. Magic marker smeared everywhere. Damnit! Such a disaster. Might spray paint over it bigger.

10:49 AM #
Spray painted, 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I LOVE THIS LAND, GOD BLESS THE USA! on the whole living room wall. Looks pretty cool?

11:26 AM #
"Ain't that America, you and me." Really makes a lot of sense when you try not to think about it too hard, you guys.

11:29 AM #
Wanna dedicate this 4th cold one of the day to all the Americans who still believe in a little thing called, "freedom." Let's kick some ass.

11:56 AM #
Guess there's a heat warning. So stupid, that's why you cut off your sleeves. I am a real American. Fight for the rights of every man.

11:58 AM #
Loaded up the 'Bring with cold ones, booze & eats. Headin' out to get into some action! 4th of July celebraish, 2012. Let's roll, you guys!