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DadBoner - Sat Jul 07 2012

12:38 PM #
Ann just rang. Wants to know when I'm gonna sign the divorce papers. It's SATURDAY. I'm busy tryin' to relax here.

12:51 PM #
Told Ann, if I could sign the divorce papers in beer, I'd PBR 'em ASAP. But I can't, and my pens are put away 'til Monday business hours.

12:55 PM #
Ann started flippin' out with, "What the heck are you talkin' about?!" And "What's wrong with you!?" Ripped one into the phone and hung up.

01:00 PM #
Rippin' a big beef into the phone is the universal sign of, "This convo is not part of my day off itinerary."