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DadBoner - Sun Jul 08 2012

12:12 PM #
Just crashed out yesterday. Took down a pack of Cheddarwursts. No bun. (unbrats are healthy) And a dozen High Lifes. Still feel like crap?

12:15 PM #
Gonna try to get work done today. Thinkin' 'bout lauchin' my DJ business. Really knocked it outta the park at work when I rocked the jams.

12:17 PM #
Havin' some 'rrhea problems. After the Tigs game, might just camp out in the john, crank up the A/C, and really get into my business plan.