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DadBoner - Thu Jul 12 2012

11:28 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

12:16 PM #
Really screwed up today. Got the Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. Didn't have the classic taste I crave from The Bell. Feel so stupid.

12:18 PM #
Wasn't even sure what the Cantina Bowl was. Just ordered it like a show off. I gotta be more careful.

12:27 PM #
Why did Taco Bell put the Cantina Bowl on the menu?! Tasted "fresh." You don't go to The Bell for "freshness." You go there for Taco Bell.

12:31 PM #
When I'm under the weather, and I go to Taco Bell, I want TACO BELL, not some healthy crap that a chick would order at 'Bee's.

12:37 PM #
Round here, Taco Bell pullin a stunt like "The Cantina Bowl" is considered "gettin' too big for your britches." Might have to say somethin.

12:43 PM #
HOW THE HELL DID THE TACO BELL MASTERMINDS GO FROM INVENTIN' A GENIUS TAC MADE OUTTA D'REETS TO SERVIN' BOWLS OF STUPID CORN AND RICE?!!!

12:45 PM #
Really steamed, you guys.