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DadBoner - Sun Jul 22 2012

03:00 PM #
So hot. A/C is completely broke. Wanna die. Sick of this. Dave's sittin' on some TGIFridays frozen tato skins. So those are a loss.

03:09 PM #
Told Dave, we should hit up 'Bee's or Chili's. Grab a nice table and settle in. Watch some tv. Go bonkers with some top shelf margs. Man.

03:15 PM #
There's just somethin' bout kickin' back in a Chili's, gettin' ripe on booze, keepin' cool, and havin' some laughs. Always feels right.

03:17 PM #
Sometimes I wish everywhere was Chili's, you guys.