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DadBoner - Tue Jul 24 2012

03:21 PM #
Worried 'bout Ken. He's been spendin alot of time in the john. And, it's kinda MY special spot. Mighta heard crying today. Kinda concerning?

03:28 PM #
Nothin sadder than hearin a man whimper on the toilet when you're tryin' to get a nap in the next stall. Should be a country song bout that.

03:36 PM #
If ya gotta let loose with the eye drips, the only acceptable place for a man to do it is on the toilet, you guys.