DadBoner - Thu Jul 26 2012
11:08 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
11:21 AM #
Ken never showed at Chili's. Didn't come to work either. Kinda concerning. Hope he's not dead. Had a blast at Chili's though! So money.
11:29 AM #
Why would you kill yourself when Chili's has their 2 for $20 menu, givin' you TWO reasons to live at an incredible value?
11:30 AM #
When you call the Suicide Hotline, they should just say, "Slow down, corncob. Have you tried Chili's? What's your problem?"
11:35 AM #
Don't know what happens when we die, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't involve Top Shelf Margs at Chili's. Bein' alive is important, you guys.