DadBoner - Fri Jul 27 2012
01:25 AM #
Got up to push out a stinky and ate a whole can of Sour Cream & Onion Pringles in the john. Guess Dave left 'em in there. Too bad, so sad.
01:31 AM #
Bein' divorced means you can eat 4am Pringles on the toilet, like a grown adult, r-o-c-k-in' the USA, should be able to, you guys.
11:33 AM #
Happy Friday to ya, you guys.
01:23 PM #
Ken don't look so hot. Like when the Joker poisoned the water and people all looked like greasy dog crap and europeans.
01:31 PM #
Gotta force Ken to come out tonight. Get him real bombed. Might wait by his car. Really get in his face 'bout lookin' like garbage.
01:35 PM #
If a pal's down in the dumps and their life's outta control, do right thing and take 'em out to get trashed like never before, you guys.
01:40 PM #
Swiped Ken's keys so when he wants to go home, he'll have to get a ride from Cpt. Karl on the S.S. Celebraish. Destination: Cold One City.