DadBoner - Sun Jul 29 2012
06:29 PM #
Woke up on the front lawn this mornin'. Either a dog took a big crap on me or some kids put it there. Both options are kinda concerning.
06:36 PM #
Wakin' up with a big log o' dog doo on your chest lets you know it's time to instigate a "light beer only" rule for awhile, you guys.
06:39 PM #
Just need to be alone for awhile. Do some thinkin'. Wakin' up covered in dog crap?! Man. C'mon, Welzein. That's not how you roll.