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DadBoner - Tue Aug 07 2012

11:51 AM #
The USA put a car on Mars?! Man. So money.

11:58 AM #
Between the new Chrysler 300 and us puttin' a car on Mars, it looks like America is back on top of the auto industry, you guys.

12:25 PM #
If we can put a car on Mars, I should be able to finish my Guy Fieri "Roadhouse" script. So inspirational. Gonna go write on the toilet.