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DadBoner - Wed Aug 15 2012

12:29 PM #
Haven't had time to go to the bank for a new card. All outta cash. Need a new license too. So hungry. Sick of this.

12:35 PM #
Only had a mayo & burger bun sammy for lunch. Kicked it up with my own secret spices and some crushed Andy Capp Hot Fries, but still.

01:02 PM #
In the USA, a man should be able to black out behind a building and not have his crap stolen by some street animal. This ain't Gypsyville.

01:25 PM #
Gonna try to run over to the DMV before they close. Get a new license real quick.