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DadBoner - Thu Aug 16 2012

12:01 PM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

12:17 PM #
Never got my new license yesterday. Said I was too late and have to come back today. I was there 20 minutes early. I'm not made of time!

12:24 PM #
They should just hire a buncha barnyard animals to work at the DMV. Probably get faster service.

12:26 PM #
Worked on scene 2 of Roadhouse 2012: Pain Still Don't Hurt, (starring Guy Fieri) while I waited. Man, it's off the chain.

01:35 PM #
Really proud of Roadhouse 2012: Pain Still Don't Hurt. SCENE 2. You just gotta check it out. http://t.co/pgKuW1GO