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DadBoner - Mon Aug 20 2012

01:23 PM #
Crazy Cooter was still on the couch when I left for work. Startin' to smell pretty nasty. Really rankin' up the pad.

01:41 PM #
When I walked out the door, Crazy Cooter just said, "Have a good day, motherf*cker." Then let out a monster beef and started dry heavin'.

01:42 PM #
If you're gaggin' on your own backdoor wind, it's time to consider medical attention, you guys.