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DadBoner - Mon Aug 27 2012

12:21 PM #
Really draggin' today. Sometimes Sunday afternoon cocktails get a Friday night attitude.

12:33 PM #
Crazy Cooter finally took off. Said "can't believe I crashed here all f*ckin' weekend." He came over LAST weekend! Kinda concerning.

12:55 PM #
When you can't tell the difference between 2 days going by, and 10, it might be time to at least get a part time job, you guys.

01:23 PM #
With Crazy Cooter gone, I'll have time to get back to work on my Roadhouse 2012 script. Priorities are important, you guys.