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DadBoner - Thu Aug 30 2012

11:03 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

11:29 AM #
Whoa. It's LABOR DAY WEEKEND????!!!!!! What the heck have I been doing?! Super pumped! Somebody gimme an AWE HELL YEAH!!!

11:34 AM #
Just did the Gibby fist pump all around work. Man, can't sit still.

12:13 PM #
Just realized, didn't ever get the boat out all summer. Kinda bummed. Might have to get it out this weekend and rock it. So much to do.

12:17 PM #
Havin' Monday off makes work on Thursday and Friday feel even worse. Can't stand bein' in this slave cage. I got that Labor Day fever!

12:35 PM #
Wonder what Stone Cold Steve Austin is doin' for Labor Day? Poundin' Steveweisers, stunnin' corncobs in suits, grillin' thick steaks. Man.

12:40 PM #
Stone Cold is pretty much the #1 workin' man of all time, you guys.