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DadBoner - Sun Sep 02 2012

02:13 PM #
Really hurtin'. Feel like I drank a thousand beers last night, you guys.

02:20 PM #
Woke up in the boat this mornin'. Musta really rocked it last night.

02:22 PM #
Might take the boat for a spin today. Really show her off. 'Bee's, Chili's, 7-Eleven, all the hot spots.

02:24 PM #
'Nothin' says, "Where's the party at?" like poundin' cold ones on a boat in a parking lot, you guys.

02:26 PM #
A boat doesn't need to be in the water for you to hang out on it. The fact that it COULD be is all that really matters.

02:28 PM #
When you're in the water on a boat, peepin' babes is limited. But when you're towin' a boat around town, the possibilities are endless.